Awkward Over Enthusiasm

Politely you ask a stranger a favor, maybe its the time, asking them to skooch over and take a seat next to them, or maybe just plain asking them to watch the fuck out. but it is incomprehensibly awkward (and stereotypically white) to answer in an elevated tone with rises on the ends of your words over-enthusiastically........to the point of stomach aches.

Is this in stark contrast to my beliefs of mutual respect, honesty, and the well being of your neighbors? I think not. Awkward-over-enthusiasm is a quintessential clue to deep trifling problems of the psyche of man, woman, child, or wildebeest.