A Day in The Life

Sometimes the quaintest things bring the queerest out in all of us. Here are several points which i believe need further explanation and board-certified case studies

1.human behavioral patterns around puddles. who jumps, who ponders then jumps, and then the zany few who ramble directly through the watery mess.

2. when drinking....
a. why do white people yell and get irritably corny
b. why do girls act less smart and more vulnerable?

3. End of Raeman noodle rituals, to drink the broth or not to drink the broth

4. Why are there 8 hot dogs in a package, but they only sell buns in 6's (fucking annoying)

5. On that note, why why do companies like sylvania G.E. and various other light-bulb brands not sell individual light bulbs, i had to buy 8 the other day

6. why do Europeans drive on the opposite side of the car and the road, when the relation with road/driver orientation is exactly the same

7. how are there snythetic versions of illegal drugs made by seemingly "legal" companies when the very drug they are "synthesizing" is illegal. (were talking oxycoton here kids)

8. why is taking ecstacy considered "rolling"

9. WHy does our generation continue to abbreviate everything. First it started with lol, now it has infiltrated to previous generations as the accepted norms. Case and point: THe other day, while trying to aquire ciggarettes, so i say "can i have a pack of marlboros" the then 80-year old cashier procliams, "get with it there called marbs" I retorted, "no, you see i dont play around with all these bullshit abbreviations of words and all types of mishcievious slander that the rest of my generation takes part in. I mean whats to stop me from calling them M27's, then when im really trying to get a pack of ciggarettes you think im trying to persuade you to give me ammunition,"


Jose Santa Maria Louis